From A 'ROAR' To A 'meow'

Tiger who? Oh right, Woods. Forgot about him did you? Well if you tune in tomorrow at the right time, on the right channel, you just may catch him live for the first time in months proclaiming his...well, whatever it is he is going to proclaim. Whether that's his innocence or his guilt or his own disbelief he got caught, who knows. More importantly, who cares? Except his wife, close family and immediate friends, who really gives a hoot about Tiger Woods? I like golf as much as the next person and I am fully aware of the fan base he has brought in since coming on the scene. But let's get real about this shall we? He is still just another human being. One who apparently cheats.

Tomorrow he will arise from his own ashes to tell us what? He's sorry? Why is he even apologizing? Too whom is it addressed to really? Erin? His kids? His ex's? Or his fans? Either way, it is a waste of airtime and really if I wasn't working tomorrow when it came on, I would rather watch the white monotone guy with the afro on T.V who paints trees than watch Tiger's big conference. Are you serious Mr. Woods in the fact that you believe you can redeem yourself by an on air apology? Sorry buddy, but the Olympics are on, even if they are timed delayed, at least I can expect to follow a leader, or a hero, or even at least someone who has earned some respect to actually be watched on T.V.

Gotta go now, that tree painting afro guy is on right now and he's painting spruce's!